Treasure? What Treasure?
Order of the Stick comic

Order of the Stick comic
Comic no. 29
Date published 11 January 2004
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Haley explains why she couldn't possibly have looted the treasure room.

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Panel 1

The party enters a room through a door.
Roy: So, this is the room where you found that rapier you gave to Elan?
Haley: Yuppers!

Panel 2

Roy: And you didn't find anything else in here of any value?
Haley: That's right.

Panel 3

Belkar writes "Xykon Sucks!" on the statue of him
Roy (off-panel): So that statute had the gems pried out of it before you showed up?
Haley (off-panel): Right.
Belkar: heh heh...

Panel 4

Vaarsuvius stands next to two goblins which have been killed by arrows.
Roy (off-panel): And those two goblins were killed—
V: With green arrows.
Roy (off panel): and stripped of their possessions beforehand?
Haley (off-panel): Looks like.

Panel 5

An empty treasure chest.
Roy (off-panel): And that treasure chest, with footprints of your size leading up to it, your lockpick still in the lock, and a strand of long red hair snagged in the latch?
Haley (off-panel): Empty when I got here.

Panel 6

Haley and Roy stand by the door; behind Haley is a huge sack brimming with treasure. The sack is labeled: "Haley's Loot".
Roy: So, uh... what's with the bag behind you then?
Haley: Feminine products.

Panel 7


Panel 8

Roy: Goddamn it!

Trivia Edit

  • Haley fletches her standard arrows with green feathers.

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