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Teenage Boys Are CR 1
Order of the Stick comic
OOTS0100
Comic no. 100
Date published 1 September 2004
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Haley's feminine wiles help her escape her captor, but something seems to be missing....

Cast Edit

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

Haley opens an eye

Panel 2

Haley sits up
Haley: Uhhhhh... my head...

Panel 3

Haley: Hey, I thought you were Lawful Good.
Zit Boy: Meh, turned out to be a phase I was going through.

Panel 4

Zit Boy: Besides, Xykon offered to write me a good recommendation for college if I betrayed one of you.

Panel 5

Cut to a demonic dean looking at applications.
Zit Boy (inset): Do you have any idea how hard it is to get into the Evil Ivy League?
Dean: Hmmm, well, his grades are good, but he's lacking in evil extracurriculars.

Panel 6

Haley: Wow. That's really impressive.
Zit Boy: Really?
Haley: Oh Yeah. I can't believe I never noticed this side of you before.

Panel 7

Haley: Tell me more of your diabolical scheme, so that I can swoon at your manly evilness.
Zit Boy: Uh...OK!

Panel 8

Zit Boy: Well, Xykon wanted one of you captured because he has this magical rune thing that needs to be touched by someone with a pure heart.
Haley: You don't say?
Zit Boy: Yeah, he's got some big gate. That's why I'm bringing you to see him.

Panel 9

Haley: Wow, you really got me good.
Zit Boy: Yeah?
Haley: I'm completely at your mercy.
Zit Boy: Yeah.

Panel 10

Haley and the goblin lean to kiss each other.
Haley: You can do...anything...you want.
Zit Boy: Yeah.

Panel 11

Haley: HEAD BUTT SNEAK ATTACK!
Haley knocks the goblin out with her head, "THUNK!"

Panel 12

Haley shakes off her ropes
Haley: Loser.

Panel 13

Haley: And here I thought that there would be something special for the 100th episode.

D&D Context Edit

  • Sneak Attack is an ability of the Rogue class.
  • CR 1 refers to "Challenge Rating 1," a Monster Manual classification meant to indicate how challenging the monster is to the normal adventuring group.

Trivia Edit

  • This is the final appearance of "Zit Boy". He will receive his moniker in the next comic. He first appeared in #93.
  • #50 was 50% longer than usual. No such luck for #100.

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