Order of the Stick comic
Comic no. 796
Date published 15 July 2011
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Thog is tired of talking.

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Panel 1, Page 1

Thog, enraged at the loss of a tusk, grabs Roy by the boot.

Panel 2, Page 1

Thog swings Roy by the feet, smashing his head into the wall with a "crack!"

Panel 3, Page 1

He stomps on Roy's face with a "krnk!"

Panel 4, Page 1

Roy lunges for a sword.

Panel 5, Page 1

Thog leaps over and stomps Roy's face into the ground.

Panel 6, Page 1

Thog kicks away the sword, "pnnt!"

Panel 7, Page 1

The sword flies into the stands, decapitating a spectator with a "shlink!" The dead spectator wears a t-shirt bearing Thog's likeness and a giant purple foam hand with a raised forefinger which reads "THOG fan 4 life"

Panel 8, Page 1

Roy gives Thog a left hand uppercut to the jaw, "thnnk." Thog is unaffected.

Panel 9, Page 1

Roy throws a right cross to the body, "thnnk." Thog is unaffected.

Panel 10, Page 1

Roy throws another punch, which Thog catches with his hand, "thnnk."

Panel 1, Page 2

Thog flings Roy through the air far across the arena floor.

Panel 2, Page 2

Roy crashes into the wall with a "WHNK!"

Panel 3, Page 2

Thog follows immediately after, charging into Roy with a "CRRNSH!, the wall breaks with a "KRAK!"

Panel 4, Page 2

Thog swings Roy by the feet into the sand, "whump!!"

Panel 5, Page 2

He crushes Roy's chest with his boot.

Panel 6, Page 2

Roy: I surrender.

Panel 7, Page 2

Thog slams an enormous piece of the arena masonry on Roy.

Trivia Edit

  • "Hulk Smash!" is a signature tagline of the comic book hero The Incredible Hulk, referenced by the title. Like Hulk, Thog is large, green, very strong, short on dialog, and wears purple pants. The Thog-as-Hulk gag was also used in #387. This is the second in a six strip sequence of Thog in "Hulk Mode", beginning with the previous strip.
  • Thog began calling Roy "Talky-man" in #48.

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