Return of the Trouser Titan
Order of the Stick comic
Comic no. 249
Date published 23 November 2005
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Roy gets the Girdle of Feminity/Masculinity removed.

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

Elan: C'mon, Haley, let's get you some breakfast. You'll feel better.
Haley: Rthfq pid'cq ckmaz...
Belkar: Sure you don't want to join us, baby?
Roy: Uh, yeah. Maybe I'll catch up later.

Panel 2

Roy: OK, Durkon, maybe you can't help with Haley's problem, but you prepared new spells, so you can get this damn belt off of me, ASAP.

Panel 3

Durkon: Roy, before I cast tha spell, are ye absolutely sure ye want to go back ta being a man?
Roy: What? What kind of a dumb question is that??

Panel 4

Roy: Look, I'll admit it wasn't as bad as I'd feared. I wasn't any weaker or anything. I did have trouble keeping my emotions under control, but I think that was because I'm not used to the hormones.

Panel 5

Roy: But come on. I was born a man, there's no reason I would want to stay a woman.
Roy: Now hurry up and remove the belt before Belkar starts humping my leg.

Panel 6

Durkon: As ye wish.
Durkon: Remove Curse.
Roy: Yes! Back in one piece! I can write my name in the snow again!
Durkon: Thar's no snow ere, lad.
Roy: It's a figure of speech.

Panel 7

Belkar: Oh hey, Roy. I was wondering where you had gotten off to by yourself.
Roy: Um, right. Because you have not seen me since we checked in.

Panel 8

Belkar: Did you by any chance see that smokin' hot human babe with the dark skin? She was just here a minute ago.
Roy: Uh, no. I must have missed her.

Panel 9

Belkar: Too bad. I was looking forward to getting her alone and sliding that heavy armor off of her—
Roy: Well she's not here, so you don't need to finish that description. Ever.

Panel 10

Belkar: That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm...
Belkar: ...alone.

Panel 11

Roy: Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now.
Belkar: I took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as my feat last level.
Roy: Maybe my ears, too.

D&D Context Edit

  • In the last panel Belkar plays on some of the Item Creation feats in the game like Craft Wondrous Item or Craft Magic Arms and Armor which allows characters to make magic items.
  • Remove Curse is a 3rd-level Cleric spell that removes all curses on a player.

Trivia Edit

  • The translation of Haley's line is:
    • Panel 1: Maybe you're right...

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