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POW!
Order of the Stick comic
OOTS0257
Comic no. 257
Date published 14 December 2005
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The Linear Guild kidnaps Julia through the judicious use of rocket skates.

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

Julia is sitting at a table with two other female students.
All: Blah blah blah blah blah blah like blah blah blah clothes blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Panel 2

All: Blah blah blah blah boys blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah wands blah blah blah blah...

Panel 3

All: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah seriously blah blah blah—

Panel 4

Thog zooms by on rocket skates, grabbing Julia and upending the table chairs and the other two girls, "POW!"

Panel 5

Julia: What the hell?? Get your hands off of me, you ugly creep, or I'll make sure you regret it!
Thog: thog not scared. nale give thog booster shot against cooties.

Panel 6

Nale: Hello, Miss Greenhilt. My name is Nale, and I'd like to welcome—
Julia: Hey! You with the ear. Don't I know you from somewhere?

Panel 7

Pompey: I did ask you out to dinner once.
Pompey: Per week.
Pompey: For three semesters.
Julia: So no chance of you narrowing it down for me, then?

Panel 8

Nale: Wait, wait. Pompey, did you have some pre-existing reason for aiding us in kidnapping this girl here that you didn't tell us about?
Pompey: Uh... yes sir, Mr. Nale. I'm sorry, I should—

Panel 9

Nale: Perfect! The Linear Guild is practically synonymous with taking disproportionate revenge over quasi-imagined slights!
Sabine: It even says so on our business cards!
Julia: I can feel my Coolness Factor dropping just by being in the same room as these dorks.

Trivia Edit

  • In keeping with the schoolyard atmosphere of the milieu, Thog has received a cootie shot.
  • This is the final appearance of Julia's blue friend, who first appeared in the previous strip.

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