|Order of the Stick comic|
|Date published||27 July 2017|
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"Durkon" pulls the memory of Durkon's ordination out of him, in order to see the inside of the sanctuary. Judging it to be too powerfully warded, the vampires seek another battleground.
- Durkon Thundershield (also as vampire and as spirit) ◀ ▶
- "Durkon" ◀ ▶
- Gontor Hammerfell (as vampire) ◀ ▶
- Creed of the Stone Usher with Sandy Hair (as vampire) ◀ ▶
- Creed of the Stone Vampire with Long Hair ◀ ▶
- Thor (as statue and as doll) ◀ ▶
- High Priestess of Thor ◀
- Sigdi Thundershield ◀ ▶
- Hoskin ◀ ▶
- Thirden ◀ ▶
- Kandro ◀ ▶
- Shirra ◀ ▶
- Durkon's Aunt ◀ ▶
- High Priest Hurak ◀
- Durkon's Cousin ◀ ▶
- Logann ◀ ▶
- Shirra's Husband ◀ ▶
- Durkon's Grandfather ▶
- Hoskin's Fiancée ▶
- Shirra's Twins ▶
- Durkon's Uncle ▶
- Twenty-three Clerics of Thor
- Panel 1, Page 1
"Durkon": Hold on. Let me do a little reconnaissance, actually.
Usher with Sandy Hair: Master, we already tried scrying inside.
"Durkon": I had something a bit more idiosyncratic in mind.
Gontor: If it doesn't open, it's not even really a door! It's just a... a wall!
- Panel 2, Page 1
Inside Durkon's mind
"Durkon": Let's try this again. Show me a memory that give me a good view of the room on the other side of this door.
Durkon: Git stuffed.
- Panel 3, Page 1
"Durkon": What is the purpose of defiance at this point? You know I'm just going to absorb the memory by force, if I need to.
"Durkon": I don't understand why you would continue to put yourself in agony during what little time you have left as a discrete consciousness.
- Panel 4, Page 1
"Durkon": I would think it would be easier and less painful to just go along with my requests.
Durkon: Lotsa things.... worth doin'... are na painless.
- Panel 5, Page 1
A memory begins
Hurak: Brother Thundershield...
"Durkon": Spare me the heroics and give me a useful memory.
Durkon: Thar's definitely a use fer it.
- Panel 6, Page 1
Flashback to Durkon's ordination in the sanctuary
Hurak: Do ye pledge yer life 'n service ta tha holy father o' tha storm, master o' tha Northern skies, king o' thunder an' frequent smiter o' trees?
Durkon: Eye. May 'is lightnin' guide me path.
Hurak: Then I 'ereby ordain ye as a cleric in tha Church o' Thor.
Durkon's Male Cousin: Wooooo!
Durkon's Female Cousin: Hooray fer Cousin Durkon!
Hoskin: Praise Thor!
- Panel 1, Page 2
Kandro: Ye've done us all proud lad.
Durkon: But I dinnae actually do nuthin' yet, Uncle Kandro. It were just a ceremony.
Shirra: Oh, come on. Enough with the modesty.
Durkon's Male Cousin: Aye, yer a full-fledged cleric now, Durkon.
Thirden: How about a spell?
Durkon's Female Cousin: Can ye bless me dolly?
Hoskin: Ye know yer on tha hook ta perform our weddin' now, right?
- Panel 6, Page 2
Cut back to the present time, outside the sancuary.
"Durkon": Change of plans: I see quite a few wards in the temple sanctuary.
"Durkon": As fun as it would've been to meet Roy in battle on the floor of Thor's temple, there's too much risk. We'll fall back and find a safer battlefield.
- Panel 6, Page 3
Vampire with Long Hair: So that means we don't need to unseal the temple door anymore?
"Durkon": Thankfully, yes.
Gontor: Do you want to be a wall? Is that it?
Gontor: Do your job, you disobedient ingress!!
- This is the latest appearance of the High Priestess of Thor. She first appeared in #997.
- This is also the latest appearance of Hurak, late High Priest of Thor, first appearing in #1007.
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