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Singing Elan

This page contains a list of songs sung by Elan during the comics.


Full length songs Edit

Elan's Inn Song Edit

In attempt to persuade the patrons of the Weary Travelers Inn and Tavern to leave it calmly, Elan sings this song.

Won't you come leave the inn with me?
There's really neat things you should see
Out there on the emerald fields untilled.
It has nothing to do with you getting killed.

You should follow me out onto the grass'n
It's not so you can avoid the assassins
That sure aren't running loose in the place
And might stab you seven times in the face.

There's no reason at all for us to herd
You out of here fast, I give you my word.
Let's all just leave this inn that's wooden.
If you do, we'll... uh, give you free pudding!

Now each one of you is safe and sound
Outside the inn and on the ground
Where we know you won't be bugged
By two mean guys who just need to be hugged!

O Buddy Roy Edit

After Roy is killed in battle, Haley encourages Elan to sing this lamentation for him. It is sung to the tune of O Danny Boy.

O buddy Roy, the Lich, the Lich came calling
From round to round and in the air this day,
And though we have all found ourselves a'falling,
'Tis you, 'tis you went splat and we're OK.

But come ye back when Raise Dead has been cast
After cash for Diamond Dust we pool,
'Cause we'll be here tomorrow after breakfast,
O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, you're pretty cool.

But if tomorrow, it turns out we got smacked down
If we're dead, our hit points worn away,
Then sorry dude, you won't be coming back now;
One death sucks, but six spells T-P-K.

I won't see you in the afterlife in that case
Because you're Lawful, and Chaotic Good am I
And I don't think they'll let me hang at your place.
O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, why did you die?

I Get By Because Roy is my FriendEdit

Only seen in the bonus comic 665a in OOTS: Don't Split The Party. Sung to the the tune of the Beatles song, With a Little Help from My Friends.

What does Roy do when I sing him a song?
Does he stand up and holler at me?
Lend me your ears and we'll all sing along
And we'll try not to make him angry.

Oh, I try because Roy is my friend.
I stay alive becaause Roy is my friend.
The way he sighs tells me Roy is my friend.

What do I do when my buddy is dead?
Does  it worry me to go solo?
How did I feel when he split open his head?
Am I sad because my Wisdoms low?

No! I still try because Roy is my friend.
I don't get fried because Roy is my friend.
We're down to five, but Roy's still my friend.

Do you neeeeeeeeeeeed any leader?
I need somebody like Roy.
Could it beeeeeeeeeeee any leader?
I want somebody like Roy.

Would I believe my best friend is named Dave?
No, his name's Roy, I told you in the hook.
When do I think he'll be back from the grave?
I can't tell you but it'll take the whole book!

Oh! I really try because Roy because Roy is my friend!
I eugolize because Roy is my friend!
I eat pot pies because Roy is my friend! 

Short songsEdit

  • Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump, over the Pit! (The Power of Music)
  • Bluff, Bluff, Bluff, Bluff, the Stupid Ogre! (The Power of Music)
  • Clot, Clot, Clot my bleeding arteries! (The Cleric is 'In')
  • Concentrate! (Just Take the AoO):
    • Concentrate, concentrate, concentrate, concentrate, on your spell!
    • Concentrate! (Concentrate!) Concentrate! (Concentrate!)
    • Connnnn-centrate good times, c'mon!
    • We will, we will Con-cen-trate!
    • Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate!
  • Spider Dudes! (Bonus Comic: Bury the Hatchet (150b) In No Cure For The Paladin Blues (to the tune of the theme song for the 1960s Spider-Man cartoon)
    • Spider dudes! Spider dudes!
    • Attacking travelers is kinda rude!
    • Spin your web another place,
    • Or Roy will club you in the face!
    • Look out! Here he comes, spider dudes!
  • Fighting against the Beetles in V Was Only Waiting for This Moment to Arise
    • Come togeter [sic], right now- under me!
    • Here comes the pun! Doo doo doo doo!
    • I'm making a hole where my sword goes in, and stops your brain from wondering...
    • Bang! Bang! Elan's silver rapier comes down upon your-

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