|Order of the Stick comic|
|Date published||2 May 2005|
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The Order battles a green hag and suffers a major setback.
- Panel 1
Roy: Look out! It's a green hag! Or possibly an annis!
Belkar: Heh... "annis".
- Panel 2
The green hag charges forward and hexes Vaarsuvius.
Roy: How does she move like that on these hexes? I can't even figure out how to charge in a straight line!
- Panel 3
Belkar: OK, my non-existent patience with this hex crap has run out.
- Panel 4
Belkar jumps into the air.
Belkar: Halfling rage jumping attack!
- Panel 5
- Panel 6
- Panel 7
Green Hag: So, um?
Roy: Oh, his jumping distance exceeded his movement allowance for this round, so he has to wait until next round to finish his jump.
Green Hag: Ah, got it.
- Panel 8
- Panel 9
Belkar lands on the green hag, killing her with his daggers, "SPLORTCH!"
- Panel 10
Vaarsuvius has been polymorphed into a small lizard by the hag.
Belkar: Flawless victory!
Vaarsuvius: I respectfully disagree with your assessment of the situation.
D&D Context Edit
- Each round is supposed to represent six seconds in the game. Jumping further than you're allowed to move means you wait until next round.
- At the end of the comic, Belkar says "Flawless Victory", as a reference to Mortal Kombat.
- This is the final appearance of the Green Hag.