Guessing Game
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| “Guessing Game” | |||||||
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| Order of the Stick comic | |||||||
| Comic no. | 266 | ||||||
| Date published | 09 January 2006 | ||||||
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The Order finally meets Lord Shojo, and he isn't what they expected.
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[edit] Cast
Roy, Elan, Haley, Hinjo, Lord Shojo, Mr. Scruffy
[edit] Transcript
- Panel 1
Elan: I can't believe we're finally going to meet Lord Shojo!
Elan: This is so exciting!
Roy: I'm not exactly looking forward to it, Elan.
- Panel 2
Elan: Aren't you at least curious, though? Don't you wonder what he's really like?
Roy: I suppose, but I'm more worried about what he'll do to us than about what he looks like.
- Panel 3
Elan: I wonder if he's tall. Like, a big tall paladin guy in shiny armor.
Roy: Maybe. I don't really know.
- Panel 4
Elan: Or maybe he's like a wizard, with like glowing power all around him and a big staff.
Roy: I don't know.
- Panel 5
Elan: Ooo! Do you think he might be a half-orc?
Roy: I don't know.
Elan: Or how about a half-elf?
Elan: Do you think he's a half-orc, half-elf?
Roy: I don't know.
- Panel 6
Elan: Do you think he has an eyepatch?
Elan: Do you think he's a halfling?
Elan: Do you think he's a woman?
Elan: Do you think he's a vampire?
Elan: Do you think he's a horse?
- Panel 7
Elan: Do you think he's a robot?
Roy: YES!
- Panel 8
Roy: Yes, Elan, that's exactly what I think. I think Lord Shojo is a robot. An angry robot with laser beam eyes and crushing titanium claws, sent from the future to punish us in the past.
Roy: Now could you just shut up for one moment while I try to think of what to say?
- Panel 9
The Order is brought before Lord Shojo.
- Panel 10
Hinjo: Order of the Stick, I present you before the venerabe Lord Shojo, ruler of Azure City.
- Panel 11
Lord Shojo: Zzzzzzzzz...
Mr. Scruffy: Meow?
- Panel 12
Elan: (whispering) Wow, Roy, your guess was totally wrong!
Roy: Sigh.
[edit] Trivia
- This is the first on-panel appearance of Lord Shojo (his voice was heard in The End of the Beginning)
- This is the first appearance of Mr. Scruffy.
