Wizard Guy

Excuse me, sir, if you're done pretending I can't hear you because I'm a nameless NPC, I'll head off to that tavern there to get utterly drunk in response to my life's apparent meaninglessness.

Azurite Wizard
Biographical information
Hometown	Azure City
First Comic	340
Last Comic	379
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Hair color	Black
Chronological and political information
Affiliation	Azure City
Class	Wizard
Known masters	Lord Shojo
Status	Deceased
D&D Stats
Level	9+
Int	15+
Skills	Profession (baker)
Spells	Teleport

[Source]

This guy was a nameless Wizard NPC of Azure City, dubbed "Wizard Guy" by Roy. Although a wizard, he wished he was a baker, and could bake great cherry turnovers.

He was loaned from Lord Shojo to teleport the Order of the Stick to Cliffport.

While the Order tried to rescue Julia Greenhilt from Nale, the Wizard passed his time in the local tavern (to forget his meaningless life as an NPC).

After they succeeded in their mission (although Nale managed to trap Elan and took his place among the Order), they found the Wizard, now drunk, to teleport them back.

However he was so drunk that he teleported them to the nest of a Roc, and was eaten immediately after (his blood had so much booze that the bird fell asleep).

His half-digested remains were taken to Lord Shojo and he considered whether to resurrect him in order to teleport the Order to Girard's Gate. But with Shojo's subsequent death and the fall of Azure City to Xykon's army, what happened with his resurrection is not known.

Trivia

The existence of at least one teleporting wizard working for Shojo was previously mentioned.