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Blame the Hormones
Order of the Stick comic
OOTS0248
Comic no. 248
Date published 22 November 2005
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Roy apologizes to Haley.

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

Vaarsuvius examines Haley.
Vaarsuvius: Yes, I'm afraid I must concur with Master Thundershield's diagnosis. There is no mystical genesis for the condition, so my arcane power, mighty though it may be, cannot remove it.
Durkon: Och, I was afraid o' dat when Thor's magic could na heal her.

Panel 2

Roy: Hey gang, what's going on? No wait, let me guess, Haley's selling her tooth fillings to V for a quick profit, right?
Durkon: Actually, it be bad news for tha lass.
Belkar: And good news for fans of cryptograms.

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: Miss Starshine appears to have been rendered incapable of properly articulating herself verbally.
Roy: What??
Haley: Ry dgose du ecggqv rt oii wkssu-emksnrsb.

Panel 4

Vaarsuvius: Yes, as you can hear, she can enunciate only gibberish.
Roy: My gods! Haley! I am so sorry! This is all my fault!
Haley: Qmdg obors?

Panel 5

Roy: I kept telling her to shut up, because she was making fun of me. And now she can't speak! She's clearly suffering from some sort of curse that I brought upon her!

Panel 6

Roy: Forgive me, Haley! Forgive me! I should never have said that to you!
Haley: Qos emdghmnu cigoeg bgy zggcu ytoseegfkoi mww dg?

Panel 7

Vaarsuvius: Actually, we believe that she is suffering from hysterical aphasia as a result of her mental trauma associated with the destruction of the treasure.

Panel 8

Roy: Oh.
Roy: Never mind, then.

Panel 8

Vaarsuvius: Although, I suppose there would never have been an explosion in the first place if you had refrained from pretending to be—
Roy: I think I said NEVER. MIND. THEN.
Belkar: Could you hug Haley again for a moment? I need to capture the mental image for later.

Trivia Edit

  • The translation of Haley's lines is:
    • Panel 3: It means my speech is all funny-sounding.
    • Panel 4: Come again?
    • Panel 6: Can someone please get weepy transsexual off me?
  • In the second panel, Belkar hints to the readers that Haley's speech is in cryptogram, and not just random gibberish.

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