Belkar Unleashed
Order of the Stick comic
Comic no. 42
Date published 25 February 2004
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Belkar finally spots his ninja.

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Panel 1

Belkar (thinking): Well it's about time they let me scout by myself.

Panel 2

Belkar (thinking): I am so sick of those giant lumbering oafs, clomping around with their massive shoes like they're so cool.
Belkar: To hell with them. I don't need any of them.

Panel 3

Belkar (thinking): Holy crap! a goblin ninja!

Panel 4

Belkar (thinking): Holy crap! I made my Spot check!

Panel 5

Belkar: Bring it!
Ninja: Ninja!

Panel 6

Their blades cross with a "clank!"

Panel 7

The ninja kicks Belkar in the head with a "smack!"

Panel 8

Belkar catches the ninja's ankle.
Ninja (off panel): uh oh...

Panel 9

Belkar severs the leg with a "splortch!"
Ninja: AAAAARGGH!!!!!!!

Panel 10

Belkar jumps for joy as the goblin ninja dies
Belkar: Woot! I'm the most badass halfling EVER!
Belkar: In your face, Elijah Woods!

Panel 11

Belkar: Oh yeah! Look at me! Look at me! everyone look—

Panel 12

Silence as the panel zooms out to show there is no one around.

Panel 13

Belkar: I *knew* I kept them around for something.

Trivia Edit

  • Elijah Wood played a hobbit in The Lord of the Rings which halflings were originally based off. Though Edition 3.5 which this comic is based has blended hobbits with kenders to get their version of halflings.
  • In the eleventh panel, Belkar's dagger is the same size that it was in #1.

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