A monster mistakes the pair of clerics for an easy meal.
Cast
- Durkon Thundershield ◀ ▶
- Hilgya Firehelm ◀ ▶
- A monster, perhaps a Blackscale Lizardfolk or Troglodyte
Transcript
- Panel 1
Durkon and Hilgya are walking along a corridor.
Hilgya Firehelm: So, it's kind of chilly. Maybe you could put your arm around—
- Panel 2
A monster appears and attacks Durkon, "SLASH!"
Monster: RRRAARGH!!
- Panel 3
Hilgya: Cure Light Wounds!
- Panel 4
The monster attacks Hilgya, "SLASH!"
Monster: GRRAARGH!
- Panel 5
Durkon: Cure Light Wounds!
- Panel 6
The monster attacks Durkon again, "SLASH!"
Monster: RROARRR!
Hilgya: Cure Light Wounds!
- Panel 7
The monster attacks Hilgya again, "SLASH!"
Monster: GRROWWWRGH!
Durkon: Cure Light Wounds!
- Panel 8
The monster glares at the two clerics, furious.
- Panel 9
The monster enters a frenzy of clawing and biting, "CLAW! CLAW! BITE!"
- Panel 10
The monster is out of breath, "huff huff huff huff". Durkon grins evilly.
Durkon: Cure Moderate Wounds!
- Panel 11
Beat. The monster looks at the two in dismay...
- Panel 12
...and turns around and walks off.
Monster: Eh, screw this. I'll order Thai.
Durkon and Hilgya: Go, Team Cleric!
D&D Context
- Cure Light Wounds and Cure Moderate Wounds are some of the bread and butter heal spells in the game.
Trivia
- A battle of attrition is a strategy where a belligerent attempts to wear down the enemy through loss of personnel and materiel; the side with more resources will usually win.