|“Getting the Message”|
|Order of the Stick comic|
|Date published||13 March 2013|
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When Belkar crawls back to the party, Roy struggles to come to terms with what they have learned.
- Panel 1, Page 1
Haley and Roy continue to untrap the door. Elan is strumming his lute to inspire the work, ♪♪♪
Haley: Annnnnd…DONE! Ha! Me 1, Inanimate objects 0!
Roy: Good, because my leg fell asleep like five minutes ago.
Elan: Hey Roy, shouldn't Durkon and Belkar be back by now?
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Roy: Yeah…he should have. I doubt he ran into the LG going down, but he might've sprung a trap.
Roy: I knew I shouldn't have let him go when he asked. Now we have to look for him, too.
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Haley: At least we haven't heard any explosions.
Roy: True. Come on, leave the door for now and let's find out what happened to—
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Belkar crawls around the corner.
Roy: What happened? Is it Xykon??
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Roy: Belkar, where's Durkon? What happened? Does he need us??
Belkar: He…it was the lizard guy. The cleric, Elan's dad's friend.
Haley: Malack? You guys fought Malack??
Haley: I knew that guy was bad news!
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Belkar: Yeah. Only I didn't do much fighting.
Belkar: Paralyzed me right away and Durkon…he fought him one-on-one.
Belkar: And lost.
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Belkar: Unnh…so woozy…
Roy: Lost? What do you mean, "lost"?
Roy: Did he get paralyzed too?
Haley: Oh gods, is Durkon—did Malack kill him??
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Roy: How the hell do you "sorta" kill someone?
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Belkar: Turns out that Malack is a vampire. He got Durkon in a grapple and started drinking.
Belkar: Let's just say that this time, when Durkon turned undead…he really turned undead.
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Belkar: Durkon's a vampire now.
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Roy: You're unbelievable.
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Roy: This is your sick idea of a joke, isn't it?
Belkar: What? No!
Roy: Make up some story about Durkon dying so you can laugh at us for caring?
Belkar: It's not a story, it's what—
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Roy: Is this why you've been pretending to be part of the team, so we'd believe you?
Belkar: No, I've been doing it to get you off my damn back!
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Roy: Where's Durkon really? Is he in trouble? Are you stalling us so that we can't save him?
Belkar: I already told you, you lunatic!
Belkar: The lizard sucked his blood and turned him into a vampire! Then they split together.
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Roy: You're LYING!
Belkar: I have the bite marks to prove it, jackass! One set from each of them!
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Roy: I shouldn't wait for some prophecy.
Roy: I should just finish you off myself before you stupid antics really DO get one of us killed!
Elan: Whoa, Roy!!
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Belkar: How could this possibly be a joke? Where's the punchline?
Belkar: I know you're the straight man around here, so telling jokes isn't really your area of expertise. But trust me, there's nothing funny about it.
Belkar: He just walked in there and saved my life and got straight up murdered for it.
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Roy: Why would he have fought a vampire cleric alone, huh? Why didn't he come get us?
Belkar: To protect you, moron! To keep the vampire from dominating you into killing each other!!
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Belkar: The last thing he said? He asked Lizard Vampire Guy to spare the rest of you.
Belkar: Said all that mattered was that you were safe.
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Haley: Roy…I think he might be telling the truth.
Roy: Why? Just because he looks half dead himself?
Haley: No—because I don't think Belkar's capable of inventing someone doing that.
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Beat. Roy looks down on Belkar in anger.
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Beat. The look on Roy's face softens.
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Roy boys his head in sadness. Haley and Elan hug each other.