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Most DMs gloss over these sorts of issues.

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Panel 1

Vaarsuvius: Elan, I was considering our quest, and I believe I have an idea that might aid us greatly.
Elan: There's no time for that now. Belkar's in trouble!

Panel 2

Everyone except Haley is standing around Belkar, who is lying on the floor.
Elan: Have you found it yet?
Vaarsuvius: Found what?
Roy: I sent Haley out to scout. Let's all hope she finds it in time.
Roy: If she fails... well, I'd rather not think about the consequences.
Belkar: It hurts!

Panel 3

Elan: We can't continue like this. We MUST find it!
Roy: Trust me, I know the importance.
Vaarsuvius: Importance of what?

Panel 4

Durkon: But Belkar cannae hold out much longer. Na even me cleric magic can help him now!
Belkar: Must... stay... strong!

Panel 5

Vaarsuvius: What is wrong? Is it poison? Disease? A magical affliction of some nature?
Roy: No. Something far more unpleasant that that. Belkar may be the first, but if we don't find it soon, we're all in trouble.

Panel 6

Haley runs back.
Haley: I found it! I found it!

Panel 7

Vaarsuvius: Found what?
Roy: Are you sure?
Haley: Yes, the signs are in place, just as we expected. It's up ahead.

Panel 8

Haley: Look, there!
Roy: Oh, thank the gods.
Durkon: At last, there be hope!

Panel 9

A wide shot panel showing the Order standing near a pair of toilets with male and female signs affixed to their doors. Belkar runs past the party.
Roy: And not a moment too soon!
Elan: I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
Belkar: One side! One side!

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