Maybe She Ate a Zeppelin
Order of the Stick comic
Comic no. 754
Date published 25 October 2010
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Haley restores her old haircut and the group rushes to meet Tarquin for the parade.

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

Elan: Oh man! We gotta run or my dad wil be mad!
Haley: Hold on, I need to take care of all this extra hair, or I'll be tripping on it all night.

Panel 2

Haley binds her hair in her customary pony tail.

Panel 3

Haley cuts her hair in the old shape, "shrnk! shrnk! shrnk! shrnk!"

Panel 4

A single hair escapes the binding, "floop."

Panel 5

Haley: Darn it! How do I always manage to miss that one hair?!?
Elan: I think you look perfect, Haley.
Haley: And I think you blew your saving throw vs. bias, Elan...but thanks.

Panel 6

Vaarsuvius: Master Thundershield has indicated that he will arrive at the evening's procession on his own.
Haley: Good, let's hurry.

Panel 7

Elan, Haley, and Vaarsuvius rush to a grandstand surrounded by soldiers and a crowd of people.

Panel 8

Elan: Hey, uh' Elf Amassador Person. Which way to where my dad is waiting?
Polozius directs Elan pointing upstairs
Elan: Thanks!

Panel 9

Blackwing: Hey, was that elf glaring at you?
Vaarsuvius: Now is not the time.
Tarquin: Elan! Haley! I'm glad you were able to tear yourselves away from yourselves for a little while.
Elan: Hi, Dad.
Durkon: Lass! Yer hair! Thor must've smiled upon ye!

Panel 10

Haley: No, I just found a hair restoration potion in the spa.
Durkon: I've been bald fer forty years.
Durkon: Thor. Smiled. Upon. Ye.

Panel 11

Gourntonk: General, I must insist on speaking with your mistress. I have sensitive information for her ear-holes only.
Tarquin: The Empress is arriving presently, Ambassador. Look up.

Panel 12

Empress, fatter than ever, flies over the tower.
Empress: I am here! I am your ruler! Look at me!
Empress: I am cool, but I am also very warm!
Empress: Woooo!

Panel 13

Elan: She can FLY???
Tarquin: Quite a stumper, isn't it?
Vaarsuvius: I should avoid casting any spells tonight, if only to give the laws of physics time to cry alone in the corner.
Empress: If anyone needs me, I will be up here on my throne, being awesome!

Trivia Edit

  • Haley is always drawn with one hair out of place.

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