|“What? It's a Legitimate Magic Item”|
|Order of the Stick comic|
|Date published||11 November 2005|
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Belkar takes an opportunity to mess with Roy.
- Panel 1
Roy: Come on, we have to leave.
Belkar: Hey, lead on, woman of my dreams. I'd follow a rack like yours anywhere.
- Panel 2
Roy: You're disgusting.
Belkar: No, I'm Belkar, baby. Yeah, THAT Belkar. I know you've heard of me, sugar.
- Panel 3
Roy: Can you lay off the cheesy lines, please?
Belkar: I can lay off anything you want me to if you agree to have sex with me.
Belkar: Was that a "yes"?
- Panel 4
Roy and Belkar reunite with Elan and Durkon.
Belkar: Hey guys, check out this hot piece of ass I met outside the hotel. Isn't she a babe?
- Panel 5
- Panel 6
Durkon: I get ta tell 'im!
Elan: Ooo, me! Let me!!
Belkar: Tell me what?
Roy: Nobody tells anyone anything!!!
- Panel 7
Roy: I mean it! Not a word!
Elan: Awww, man!
Roy: Now just stand here in silence while I go find Haley and Vaarsuvius.
- Panel 8
Belkar: Mmm, baby, I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go!
Belkar: Can I get some fries with that shake?
- Panel 9
Durkon: ...I can't hold it in.
Durkon: Belkar, that "hot piece o' ass" ye found thar is really—
Belkar: —is really Roy. Yeah, I know. I can tell by the scent.
- Panel 10
Durkon: Ye... ye already know? Then why...
Belkar: Because it's fun to make him that uncomfortable, and I'm secure enough in my manhood to go that far to embarrass him.
- Panel 11
Belkar: Now, if it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go milk this a bit before he manages to score a Remove Curse spell.
- Panel 12
Elan: That is so wrong...
Durkon: Just be happy 'e don't be usin' this much energy messing wit' either o' us.
Belkar: Hey Sweet Thing, wanna hold my Rod of Lordly Might?
Belkar: If you push the right button, it might extend!
D&D Context Edit
- The Rod of Lordly Might is an actual magic item, as the title of the strip will tell you. The rod provides a number of magical effects and has six buttons, some of which make it grow into a sword or pole. The item first appeared in the 1977 AD&D (1st edition) Dungeon Master's Guide.
- The Girdle of Feminity/Masculinity cannot be removed without a Remove Curse spell.