|“Oddly, He Can Still Get Dressed in Under a Minute”|
|Order of the Stick comic|
|Date published||21 October 2005|
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Roy and Elan escape the assassins.
- Panel 1
Roy has become a woman, but it still bald.
Roy: The lesson here is, if the magic item doesn't specifically SAY it grows hair, it probably doesn't.
- Panel 2
Roy: Maybe if I use this mop head as a wig... and borrow Elan's cloak...
- Panel 3
Roy: Well, I won't be winning the Miss Adventurer pageant but I think it'll get the job done.
- Panel 4
Roy: C'mon, Elan, up you go.
Elan: Roy? Is that you?
Elan: Your skin is so soft...
- Panel 5
Roy exits the closet, carrying Elan.
Roy: Don't hurt us! We're unarmed!
- Panel 6
Shadowdancer: Who are you?
Roy: One of the king's companions. He slipped out a secret door in that closet, but he locked it behind him, leaving us stranded.
- Panel 7
Shadowdancer: We apologize, miss. We seek only the King of Nowhere himself. You and your drunken friend are free to go.
Shadowdancer: Come, let us search the closet.
- Panel 8
Roy (thinking): It's working! I can't believe it, Elan's plan is actually working!
- Panel 9
Roy (thinking): OK, first, get help for Elan. Second, regroup with the rest of the party. Third—
Redaxe (off-panel): STOP!
- Panel 10
Roy (thinking): Oh crap. Oh crap. He saw through the disguise. Oh crap.
Redaxe (whispering): I'll be in Room 608 later tonight, Sweetcheeks.
Redaxe (whispering): Bring one o' yer girlfriends. I'll make it worth yer while.
He pinches Roy on the bottom, "pinch!".
- Panel 11
Roy (thinking): OK, change of plans. First, get help for Elan. Second, find a bath and try to scrub skeezy feeling away.
- The Girdle of Feminity/Masculinity doesn't grow Roy's hair. However, the female ogre who wore it in I am Curious, Elan was bald when wearing it, and had long hair when it was removed.