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The Order battles a green hag and suffers a major setback.

Cast[]

Transcript[]

Panel 1

Roy: Look out! It's a green hag! Or possibly an annis!
Belkar: Heh... "annis".

Panel 2

The green hag charges forward and hexes Vaarsuvius.
Roy: How does she move like that on these hexes? I can't even figure out how to charge in a straight line!

Panel 3

Belkar: OK, my non-existent patience with this hex crap has run out.

Panel 4

Belkar jumps into the air.
Belkar: Halfling rage jumping attack!

Panel 5

beat

Panel 6

beat

Panel 7

Green Hag: So, um?
Roy: Oh, his jumping distance exceeded his movement allowance for this round, so he has to wait until next round to finish his jump.
Green Hag: Ah, got it.

Panel 8

beat

Panel 9

Belkar lands on the green hag, killing her with his daggers, "SPLORTCH!"

Panel 10

Vaarsuvius has been polymorphed into a small lizard by the hag.
Belkar: Flawless victory!
Vaarsuvius: I respectfully disagree with your assessment of the situation.

D&D Context[]

  • Each round is supposed to represent six seconds in the game. Jumping further than you're allowed to move means you wait until next round.

Trivia[]

  • At the end of the comic, Belkar says "Flawless Victory", as a reference to Mortal Kombat.
  • This is the final appearance of the Green Hag.

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