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Itempalooza
Order of the Stick comic
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Comic no. 130
Date published 20 December 2004
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The group divides the magical items from their adventure.

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

Vaarsuvius: Gather round, allies, for I have endeavored to discern the true function of these items of mystic power, and now we shall each choose from among them in the order determined by the drawing of straws.

Panel 2

Vaarsuvius: Durkon, you pick first.
Durkon: Aye, I'll be takin' the Amulet o' Natural Arm'r. It be sendin' me AC into tha stratosphere.
Belkar: He can pronounce "stratosphere", but not "the"?

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: Belkar, you are next.
Belkar: No question, give me the Ring of Jumping +20.
Vaarsuvius: Really?
Belkar: A magic item that can allow me to rain death from above on my enemies AND lets me reach stuff on the top shelf? Done.

Panel 4

Vaarsuvius: For my reward, I shall choose the very Ring of Wizardry pried off of Xykon's charred fingerbone. Haley, you are next.

Panel 5

Haley: I'll take the Bag of Holding.
Elan: Don't you have like 7 of those already?
Haley: You can never have enough extradimensional storage space.

Panel 6

Vaarsuvius: Elan, you shall choose next. There are two magic items remaining: the pair of boots and the other bag.
Roy: Say "bag", say "bag", say "bag".
Elan: Boots.
Roy: Crap.

Panel 7

Vaarsuvius: OK, Elan, the Boots of Elvenkind are yours.
Elan: They're the elveniest boots ever!
Vaarsuvius: Roy, you get the last magic item—the Bag of Tricks.
Roy: Again—crap.

Panel 8

Haley: Bag of Tricks? What does that do?
Roy: Prepare to be underwhelmed.

Panel 9

Roy tosses a ball of fur from the bag into the air.

Panel 10

With a "pop!", it turns into a mouse.

Panel 11

Haley: It...makes mice??
Roy: Oh, not just mice. Cats, and rats, and bats, and weasels, and probably striped burrow owls, as long as they're completely useless in battle.
Mouse: Squeak

Panel 12

Haley: Wow, that just sucks, Roy. What kind of wizard spends his making such a stupid magic item?

Panel 13

Cut away to a collection of drunk wizards
Drunk Wizard #1: Whoa, OK, seriously, dudes. I got it. A bag...that you can pull animals out of.
Drunk Wizard #2: That rocks.
Drunk Wizard #3: I love you guys.

D&D Context Edit

  • All of the magical items featured exist in the game:

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