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Roy makes the requisite pre-battle speech. However, it just doesn't match up with reality.

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Panel 1

The Order stands in front of a door. Belkar has just killed a goblin.
Roy: Hey, Belkar, could you wrap that up and listen here?
Roy: This is it. According to Elan's directions, Xykon's throne room is on the other side of this door here.

Panel 2

Roy: We have no idea to what lengths Xykon will go to utterly destroy us once we enter this room.

Panel 3

Cut to the throne room.
Xykon: Remember, guys, we want one of these schmucks to open my gate for me, so let one or two of them live.

Panel 4

Cut back to Roy.
Roy: Or what fiendish plans his minions have in store for us.

Panel 5

Cut to Redcloak, who sets up a buffet table with a banner above it that says "Welcome Order of the Stick"
Demon Cockroach: Nice spread.

Panel 6

Cut back to Roy.
Roy: What we do know for sure is that Haley is in mortal danger even as I speak.

Panel 7

Cut to Haley, elsewhere in the dungeon. Haley has just incapacitated a goblin and collected some gold from it.
Haley: 436 gp that I don't have to split with the party, 437 gp that I don't have to split with the party, 438 gp...
Goblin: The pain...

Panel 8

Roy: And we also know that we are going to kick that bony necromancer's scrawny undead ass right now!
Belkar: Hell yeah!

Panel 9

Roy: Demihumans, start your castings.
Vaarsuvius: Bull's Strength!
Durkon: Shield of Faith!

Panel 10

Roy: And the most important buff yet?
Durkon: Disruption!

Panel 11

Roy: Everyone ready?
Elan: Yup!
Durkon: Aye, lad.
Vaarsuvius: I am.
Belkar: Kick ass.

Panel 12

Roy kicks open the door, with a "CRASH!"

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